TMI Tuesday: Vanilla Shake

1a. You just gave yourself a body-shaking orgasm. How long do you have to wait before you can give yourself another body-shaking orgasm?

First off, ALL of my orgasms are body-shaking. Secondly, I am multiorgasmic which means I don’t have to wait at all unless I’m completely strung out and I only get that way when I squirt. Sadly, I have yet to master the art of doing that myself. Not that I haven’t tried! I am still in search of the perfect g-spot vibrator.

1b. You just gave yourself a body-shaking orgasm. What is the longest you can wait until you absolutely have to do it again?

Normally one is enough when I’m alone. So usually a couple of hours. Heh. Seriously, I’m a big fan of afternoon power naps since I wake up at the butt-crack of dawn to work (I’m a morning person) and I usually rub out a really good one just before I fall asleep.

2a. If you are good in this life, what will you come back as in your next life … if you come back as an animate being?

This question implies that I believe in reincarnation, which I don’t. Here’s TMI for a sex blog: I’m Christian and I do believe in eternal life. But, seeing as I am playing along, I’m going for a bit of a repeat from last week. A housecat. Because really? I would lick myself all day long.

2b. ….. if you come back as an inanimate being?

A lamp.

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?



TMI Tuesday: Statistically Speaking

1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?

  1. You drink too much. If you tell me you are a “social drinker,” then you’d better mean one or two glasses of wine once or twice a week. Social drinking doesn’t mean you get more outgoing when you are playing beer pong.
  2. You are TOO nice. I need an edge. I can’t get myself UP for someone who is bland.
  3. You’re shy. I have a big personality, you’d better be able to handle it and not fade into the wallpaper when I’m around.

2) Pick an animal that best displays your personality. 🙂

It sounds truly cliché but I AM a cat. Not one of those pampered, persian things…more like a short-haired, slightly feral sleek thing that swishes her tail around, pounces upon mice with a vengeance, and loves to take long naps!

3) If your S/O stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay?

I stayed an additional SEVEN years. ME!!! Can you imagine? Yep. Now? If I don’t get it once a week at least (and you know I’d rather once a day) then you can just pack your things and get to steppin’.

4) Are you more passive or aggressive when the relationship becomes physical?

I used to be a serious femme top, now I am an aggressive bottom. I’ll take it, but I like to take it on my terms and I’m not shy about directing the action.

5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos?
Many, many times. I like to embarrass my friends by flicking the heads on the dildos and taste-testing the flavored lube.

Bonus (as in optional): What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a “friends with benefits” relationship?

I know an awful lot of women who are in FWB relationships and do just fine. I do, think, however that they secretly yearn for more. I’ll say 40%.

How about men?

Let’s go at least 60% on that one. Most men I know would rather have their space and eat it too.


TMI Tuesday: Love me all night, and through the day…

1. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed… romance, experimentation or foreplay?
I need romance. Truly. I’ve got the sex thing and there’s been more than enough experimentation and foreplay. I need someone to sweep me off my feet rather than just assuming that I’m groveling at theirs.

2. What is your worst habit?
Procrastination. Just the fact that I get up before the birds to begin work and start my day off on this site should tell you that much!

3. Do you take compliments well?
I do say thank you now and I try to be graceful about it, but inside you’ll hear me shouting “what are you nuts? Do you really know me? Do you need glasses? WTF?”

4. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I can’t help but think about the future. I’m almost 45 years old (like, seriously…in about a month!) and single again and no, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life alone, thank you.

5. Do you feel everyone has a soulmate?
I used to think so. I wish that were the case. Now, not so sure…I have had a lot of truly fucked up relationships…looking to find “the one.” It would be nice to think that there is someone out there that is so extremely compatible for me that I could consider them my soulmate, but I don’t think I’ll ever truly find that. Intense love? Yes.

Bonus (as in optional): “Where Would You Wish To Wake Up?”
In bed, together, every morning.


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TMI Tuesday: Happy Anniversary!


TMI Tuesday is brought to you by Vixen, Professor Fate, and Stealth. Today they celebrate the Fourth Anniversary of this delightful meme!

1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life?
Financially (3), I’m struggling like hell now that HTB has gone and I’m on my own in this ridiculously expensive apartment and exorbitant utility bills! On the plus side, I’m happier with myself than I’ve been in my entire life (9) and my romantic life ain’t doing too bad, either (8 and growing).

1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life?

Oh, that’s easily been a 10 and will probably continue that way…I’ll let you know later today *lascivious grin*

2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?
Being with someone who knows what the fuck they’re doing!

3. What are 3 inevitable things about you?

  1. I will always be high femme no matter what I’m wearing or how short my hair is.
  2. I will always avoid housework until I have company coming over and am forced to acknowledge the lack of attention to the dust and grime.
  3. I will forever find something physical about myself that I hate and whine about it to anyone who cares to listen (and most don’t).

4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one)

How do I possibly narrow this down to one? Okay…I’m a big fan of being bent over furniture.

4a. What is you least favorite sexual position?

I’m having a hard time with the one where I am positioned so that my ass is on the very edge of the bed…for some reason the intense pounding of a 7 or 8″ cock causes real pain in my lower abdomen. Not that much fun, I gotta say.

5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Both sexes: arms, shoulders, particularly biceps. Rock hard, protective, and sex incarnate.

6. Would you rather have your significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
I suppose fall in love with someone else. Mainly because I know that’s impossible. Who could ever fall out of love with me? I mean, really. 😉

7. When you have a “toe-curling” orgasm, do your toes curl up, or down?

I’m too caught up in what everything else in my body is feeling to worry about my freakin’ toes.

8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited
Fuck your Daddy (and you KNOW what I mean, NOT what it sounds like!)
b) make you squirm
God, you’re sexy
c) make you laugh
Sorry, I farted.

Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment?
In bed with two women (my trilationship) and one of our cats climbed up on the bed and literally squirted diahrea all over me. Lucky you, I have never told anyone else that story.

TMI Tuesday: Under Where?


TMI Tuesday is brought to you by Vixen, Professor Fate, and Stealth. Now back to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress

1. What is your underwear “style” of choice?
I love silk, satin, or lace boy shorts. However, those don’t fly with my jeans which are usually low-riders so then I am reduced to butt-floss.

2. How old were you when you had your first sexual experience?


3. What about a potential partner turns you on?

Attitude. I just love a bad boi. Give me a butch with ink and biceps and I start to foam at the mouth.

4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
All of my games require disrobing. *grin*

5. Given or received finger scratch marks during sexual activity?
I use my nails a LOT. I have left some serious bloody trails on backs and shoulders.

Bonus: How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
I have never kept track of an actual number of times. My ex and I can pull all-nighters without stopping. When we first met we would spend an entire weekend in bed so it would be about 36 hours of continuous sex, stopping only to eat every once in a while. Food, that is.


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TMI Tuesday – My First One

Okay, so I’m a day late and a dollar short. Having nothing profound to say today I decided to stop on by Professor Fate‘s TMI Tuesday blog and start the Q&A meme. Enjoy!

1. Have you used put anything edible on (or in) your partner’s body and then eaten it?

Mostly on. Anything IN my partner’s body (well, certain parts of it, anyway) are already edible. 😉

2. Have you ever had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?

Not for those reasons (although with my sexual proclivities in the early 80s I really lucked out! Not even so much as a case of crabs!). I did however get tested every six months during the three years I was trying to conceive my son.

3. Have you ever fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

I don’t normally fantasize about anyone in particular, although I have been known to call out someone’s name while cumming. Preferably the name of the person I’m with. If I’m alone, it doesn’t really matter. Could be several names!

4. Have you ever engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while in a moving car?

Oh, indeed. Is there nothing more fun than making truckers drive off the road?

A car being driven by someone not engaged in the sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

Taxis count, right? Yeah, definitely.

5. Have you ever had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry?

Yeah, sometimes the lube does have to be on hand. Mostly due to the air conditioner blowing right on my hooha.

Bonus (as in optional): Name 5 things an unplanned (or planned) visitor would find in your bedroom?

As if I’d pass this up! There is a metal tool box (I shit you not) with a lock on it underneath one of the nightstands. Yes, it is filled with all manner of fun things.

Also under said nightstand is a the Kama Sutra tin. I am in LOVE with their Honey dusting powder and use it in place of perfume sometimes. Makes my neck (and other body parts) yummy to lick.

There is a basket under my nightstand that includes all three books in the Beauty series by Anne Rice (oh…the wetness they inspire), two favorite vibrators, and a large beach towel for those times when the force of my own ejaculate could rival Cytherea’s.

I have a plastic bag of ridiculous porn that was given to me by my ex’s mother when her husband’s son passed away unexpectedly. Kind of an odd thing to be inadvertently willed.

Yes, the requisite lingerie drawers. One for one lover who prefers me in my birthday suit (so that drawer is for my pajamas and nighties: nights when I’m alone, in other words) and the other for the lover who really loves me in garter belts and push-up bras.