TMI Tuesday: Happy Anniversary!

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TMI Tuesday is brought to you by Vixen, Professor Fate, and Stealth. Today they celebrate the Fourth Anniversary of this delightful meme!

1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life?
Financially (3), I’m struggling like hell now that HTB has gone and I’m on my own in this ridiculously expensive apartment and exorbitant utility bills! On the plus side, I’m happier with myself than I’ve been in my entire life (9) and my romantic life ain’t doing too bad, either (8 and growing).

1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life?

Oh, that’s easily been a 10 and will probably continue that way…I’ll let you know later today *lascivious grin*

2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm?
Being with someone who knows what the fuck they’re doing!

3. What are 3 inevitable things about you?

  1. I will always be high femme no matter what I’m wearing or how short my hair is.
  2. I will always avoid housework until I have company coming over and am forced to acknowledge the lack of attention to the dust and grime.
  3. I will forever find something physical about myself that I hate and whine about it to anyone who cares to listen (and most don’t).


4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one)

How do I possibly narrow this down to one? Okay…I’m a big fan of being bent over furniture.

4a. What is you least favorite sexual position?

I’m having a hard time with the one where I am positioned so that my ass is on the very edge of the bed…for some reason the intense pounding of a 7 or 8″ cock causes real pain in my lower abdomen. Not that much fun, I gotta say.

5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
Both sexes: arms, shoulders, particularly biceps. Rock hard, protective, and sex incarnate.

6. Would you rather have your significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
I suppose fall in love with someone else. Mainly because I know that’s impossible. Who could ever fall out of love with me? I mean, really. πŸ˜‰

7. When you have a β€œtoe-curling” orgasm, do your toes curl up, or down?

I’m too caught up in what everything else in my body is feeling to worry about my freakin’ toes.

8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited
Fuck your Daddy (and you KNOW what I mean, NOT what it sounds like!)
b) make you squirm
God, you’re sexy
c) make you laugh
Sorry, I farted.

Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment?
In bed with two women (my trilationship) and one of our cats climbed up on the bed and literally squirted diahrea all over me. Lucky you, I have never told anyone else that story.

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4 Comments

  1. 7 or 8″ hurts you? Really? I guess you aren’t gonna be interested in my “massive 9″ cock” then? Girl, I am a TOTAL size queen! At *least* 8 inches and preferably about 2″ thick. Yum. πŸ˜‰

    • Only in THAT position, dorkface. I’ve taken 11″ before so suck on that one, girlfriend. πŸ˜‰

  2. I copied your answer for the toe-curling question. πŸ˜‰ Other than that – all original TMI. Go on over & check it out. πŸ™‚

  3. I actually had to stop and think about number 7. Definitely down. TMI Tuesdays are fun :). LOL at Fairy Godmother’s comment.


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